Argentina has elected Javier Milei a uncompromising Libertarian to the office of President. Milei has promised to shut down the Central Bank. In honor of this most noble crusade, I present the following song (sung to the music of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s "Don't Cry for Me Argentina"):
Don’t cry for the Central Bank, ArgentinaThe truth is, it never helped you
All through its wild days, its mad existence
It never kept a promise. Don't keep your Pesos
Has it said too much?
There's nothing more it can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is look at it to know
That its every word is a lie