only in Chicago

There will be no shortage of names for new menu items at this new restaurant:

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/04/ald-not-biting-at-felony-franks-proposal.html

These quotes are classic:

Felony Franks, which Andrews hopes to open in a few weeks, will include items like the "misdemeanor wiener" on its menu, Andrews said.

"I'm trying to take the negative word 'felony' and show that there are good felons," Andrews said.

"Those that are negative on the name, the name Felony Franks, need to get over it."

We now have a new Chicago slogan: “be a good felon”. Maybe the city can paint that on the sides of the police cars. Someone may open a new philanthropic organization named “Good Felons”, it could model itself on Big Brothers Big Sisters.